Oddly Enough Blog

How much for the Unabomber’s chemistry set?

May 20, 2011

Blog Guy, I’d really like to own something that belonged to a famous dumbass, but I couldn’t afford that autograph of Jesse James that went for $51,000. Is there a more affordable dumbass sale going on?

This gunman goes into a bar, see…

May 18, 2011

I’m not sure when our state lawmakers ┬ábegan competing to pass the most wacky weapons laws, ┬ábut it’s getting pretty hard to keep up with them.

A spoonful of stupid helps the medicine go down

April 28, 2011

Blog Guy, I enjoy seeing lots of extremely stupid people. Any tips on where I should go?

Are they high-caliber lawmakers, or what?

April 21, 2011

CANADA

Those signs of the onrushing Apocalypse that I like to chronicle here are coming so fast I can barely keep track of them these days.

Five tips that could save your marriage

April 18, 2011

nicolas cage 490

Maybe you saw that actor Nicolas Cage was arrested in New Orleans after an argument with his wife. He was booked on suspicion of domestic abuse battery, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness.

Shermanize me another burger, honey!

April 12, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’ve been a real fan of Williams-Sonoma, that shop for pretentious foodies, ever since I first read about it here. Is their Summer Cookout Catalog out yet?

The best TV crime show on the heir?

April 4, 2011

crime queen this 490

Okay, you know why we’re here. We owe the network one more high-concept police procedural to match our earlier hits, “Police Pope” and “Monkey See, Monkey Blue.”

A walk in the park with an obvious narc?

March 27, 2011

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Blog Guy, you used to blog a lot about the new fashions for police decoys, those guys who try to look like such tempting targets that criminals can’t resist going after them. But you haven’t shown us the new stuff for ages.

Hit Man Camp? Pass the lime bag, slimebag!

March 17, 2011

MEXICO/

Blog Guy, what are some things to watch for if you suspect you’ve chosen the wrong summer camp?

So if a dumbass just signs his name…

March 14, 2011

Here we go again.

jesse james 280Having recently blogged about people willing to spend lots of money for stuff like Lee Harvey Oswald’s actual coffin and Bernard Madoff’s actual underwear, I now learn that a very rare autographed photo of Jesse James will be auctioned, probably for something north of $20,000-$30,000.