Oddly Enough Blog

Why is our pilot wearing a life jacket?

October 8, 2010

As a part of the international fashion industry press corps I would never poke fun at the designers, models, creations or glitzy shows. I know which side my thin-sliced sprouted whole grain toast is not buttered on, or however that expression goes.

Edelweiss, schnitzel’s nice, ev’ry morning you greet me…

September 30, 2010

Blog Guy, I’ve been reading that two men accused of espionage for Libya are on trial in Germany. Are you covering it?

Look sweetie, news we can use!

September 23, 2010


We journalists are trying really hard these days to give people content that really makes a difference to them.

The best job title on earth?

August 27, 2010

Boss? How come you’re in the office reading crime reports on such a nice day?

THAILAND-ARMSDEALER/Are you kidding, Lamar? This is what I’ve been waiting for! Look at the photos of this suspected arms dealer, Viktor Bout, also known as the “Merchant of Death.”

Majestic swan or Mafia thug? You decide!

August 5, 2010


Blog Guy, I know you study organized crime. What’s this I hear about an upstart gang moving in on the rackets?

Merry Christmas, Charlie!

August 4, 2010


Normally I wouldn’t bother being snarky about actor Charlie Sheen and his ongoing problems with the law. It’s just too easy.

Check the neck, I don’t eat meat…

July 27, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know you love animals.

I’m thinking of becoming vegan. I’ve read that Ellen Degeneres and her spouse Portia de Rossi are both vegans. Is that right?

Then those animals FORCED me to shop!

July 19, 2010


Okay, now I just feel like a total jerk.

We have a great story from Beijing about officials issuing an advisory on Hong Kong travel after a video surfaced showing tourists being insulted and “forced to shop” by a tour guide. I’m not making this up.

I don’t recall, Your Honor, it’s all a blur

July 14, 2010


Do not adjust your monitor, these two guys have intentionally distorted eyes because, we are told, they are on trial and their faces have been blurred “in accordance with German privacy laws.”

Inmate Hamster, welcome to The Rock!

July 9, 2010


Okay men, I have some good news and bad news for you from Warden Johnson, so listen up!