Oddly Enough Blog

You here for business or pleasure, Mr. Stinky?

July 8, 2010


Man, the actual news is so goofy this week, I don’t even have to invent my own.

I’m gonna eat your heart! Uh, is that it?

June 25, 2010


Welcome to another installment of our popular feature, Folks Who Didn’t Pay Attention in Anatomy Class.

Come for the beaches, stay for the bloodbaths

June 23, 2010


Jeez, I couldn’t make this news stuff up, even if they paid me a lot more than they do.

You must be the Head Bear

June 1, 2010


Blog Guy, I need you to settle a bet with the guy who’s asphalting my nephew’s driveway.

Puff faster, I need to change your diaper

May 31, 2010

Blog Guy, it’s Memorial Day! Isn’t that when you announce your coveted “Why Isn’t This Person in Jail Award?”

When handball turns hardball…

May 31, 2010

Blog Guy, I know you closely follow all sports, and I have a question about handball.

The case of the missing roller skater…

May 28, 2010

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Blog Guy, do you handle missing persons cases?

I’ve never done one before, but how hard could it be? Who’s missing?

roller skate crop 240My husband, Lamar. He took off eight years ago to get a large pepperoni pizza, and he never came back.

Out on a limb with Lindsay Lohan?

May 25, 2010

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Why me, Lord, why ME?

Okay, film production staff, as you know, we signed Lindsay Lohan to a huge three-movie deal and we’re about to begin production. Then, yesterday, a judge ruled that she has to wear this big black butt-ugly alcohol monitoring device on her ankle, 24/7, to make sure she doesn’t drink any booze. It NEVER comes off.

Make way for the Montreal Dumbasses!

May 13, 2010

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“Yo, Lamar! Our team just won a hockey game! Let’s celebrate!”

“I have an idea, Lonnie, let’s be total dumbasses and loot a liquor store!”

What to do when you lock yourself out

May 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, you seem to be in a foul mood today. Is anything wrong?

Don’t even get me started about my morning. It was the WORST!

door fire 280When I got to my office I realized I had left my key at home, and I didn’t want to go all the way back to get it.