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Hire me! I can be a better vetter!

Robert Basler

Nov 20, 2011 12:12 UTC

Hey Blog Guy, I don’t get out very much. Can you explain what these guys in this picture are doing?

Yes, the caption says they’re vetting dancers before the opening of an Erotica show.

Excuse me? They’re doing what?

You know, they’re watching exotic dancers, to make sure the audience won’t go blind or spontaneously combust or anything like that.

That’s an actual JOB?

Sure, but Exotic Dance Vetting is tougher than it looks, because the minute the vetter seems to be enjoying it, he’s fired.

How about a greasy kebab, Your Majesty?

Robert Basler

Nov 9, 2011 13:38 UTC

Blog Guy, I see Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just spent 11 days visiting Australia. That must be a huge logistical undertaking involving thousands of aides, security folks, drivers….

Nothing could be further from the truth. The queen is remarkably self-reliant, and instructed her staff “not to make a fuss over me.”