Oddly Enough Blog

Zombies: undead or just unorganized?

September 24, 2007

I’m afraid we’re going to have to award these guys the “Worst Organizers in the History of Earth” award.

Good luck on your autopsy, get well soon!

September 17, 2007

If you’re prone to nightmares, maybe you should just skip this item. I’m warning you right now.

“Welcome to my grave… Stay awhile…”

August 21, 2007

Kids, gather ’round the campfire, and I’ll tell you the true story of what happened to a woman in a German cemetery. Just pay no attention to those wolverines and hyenas howling out there in the dark woods.

“You said let’s visit Spain and meet chicks, Floyd!”

July 11, 2007

“Well, Mr. Know-It-All, this is a fine mess. You said, let’s run down this alley, and they’ll go for that dude standing in the doorway! How does that seem to be workin’ for us so far?

That’s enough of a head start… Fire!

July 10, 2007

This blog is proud to bring you, for the first time ever, photos of the Belgian sport of cyclist hunting. A match consists of two teams – the “pedalers,” with their festive regalia and jaunty helmets, and the “huge cannon-shooters,” with, well, their massive field pieces and really heavy cannonballs. That’s the team you want to be on if you have a choice.

How to be a gentleman in a stampede…

June 8, 2007

Dear Blog Guy,
You seem to know quite a bit about unusual social situations. I’ve asked a nice girl to go with me to run with the bulls. Any tips on what chicks expect on a date like this?
Curious

Dying high on the Hog…

May 25, 2007

hearse300.jpgDear Blog Guy,
I’ve been trying to plan a funeral for myself, just in case, and I’m looking for things to make it truly memorable. Any ideas?
Planning Ahead

Let’s celebrate Father’s Day! Not so fast, Emma!

May 24, 2007

Well, they buried Raymond Cornell on Monday, but his daughter Emma wasn’t able to be at the funeral. It’s not that she’s in prison or aboard the Space Shuttle or anything like that. It’s just that she’s a contestant on a TV reality show, and telling her that Dad is dead would have disrupted her shot at stardom.

A last wish and a slice of life…

May 11, 2007

A century ago there was a writer named William Sydney Porter, who wrote wonderful stories under the pen name O. Henry. His tales, like ”The Gift of the Magi” and “The Ransom of Red Chief” had surprise endings, and I mention it because he could have done justice to the Philip Workman story.

I can’t take it with me? But I just DID!

May 7, 2007

This British guy thought being told that he had cancer and would live for only a year was the worst news he could ever get. Until they told him he wasn’t dying, after all.