Although the new year is only a few days old, we may already have identified the most incompetent criminal of 2011.
Blog Guy, please help settle a bet with my step-mother’s tattooist.
Your step-mother has her own… oh, never mind, go ahead.
Could Count Dracula still be alive today?
No. These days, when there are countless cameras everywhere, somebody would have spotted him.
Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my haberdasher’s chimney sweep?
That’s why I’m here, to settle stupid bets. What is it this time?
What is the most dangerous game in the world? I say it’s Floppy Clown Shoe Minefield Parachuting, but the chimney sweep thinks it’s Lightning Storm Aluminum Pacemaker Pole Vaulting. Who’s right?