Oddly Enough Blog

The best job title on earth?

August 27, 2010

Boss? How come you’re in the office reading crime reports on such a nice day?

THAILAND-ARMSDEALER/Are you kidding, Lamar? This is what I’ve been waiting for! Look at the photos of this suspected arms dealer, Viktor Bout, also known as the “Merchant of Death.”

Have a cold one, we’ve got you covered!

August 22, 2010

“Team, we’re here to brainstorm a brand-new Coca-Cola ad campaign, built around this new photo we found on that ODD Blog.

I don’t want what he had…

August 13, 2010


“Lamar, aren’t you gonna finish your fish taco? Then whose is it? Ah, that dead guy’s?

Don’t poke that shark in the eye, Lamar

July 30, 2010

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As some of you know, a string of shark sightings in recent weeks has rattled swimmers in Massachusetts, and is evoking memories of the “Jaws” movie hysteria.

The Decent Human Beings win one?

July 29, 2010


Blog Guy, it looks like you’re gloating about something.

You bet I am. The Catalonia region of Spain has just passed a ban on bullfighting, a barbaric activity which I have mocked repeatedly in my blog. I like to think my readers helped tip the balance.

Guess where this toe tag’s been, Baby?

July 27, 2010


Hey Blog Guy, you used to write about signs of the coming Apocalypse. You haven’t mentioned any lately, so I guess we’re safe now?

It Alps if you don’t look down…

July 2, 2010


Blog Guy, you used to offer a valuable travel service by writing about places to stay away from. For the past three summers my family has taken your advice and crossed dozens of destinations off our list, but now we’re at a loss as to where not to go.

A dab of Kiwi wax on those Florsheims, Mr. Dracula?

June 8, 2010

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Blog Guy, I need help. I have an overwhelming fear of being bitten by a vampire. What can I do to protect myself?

Work in Hell, get weekends off

June 7, 2010


Blog Guy, I want to enlist in the military, but I need to be sure I’m in the most bad-ass, macho, kick-butt outfit my country has to offer. So what should I ask for? Afghanistan? Iraq?

Honey, the Death Panel is here! It’s for you!

May 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, since the passage of the new health care reform you’ve been great about following the creation of those Government Death Panels that will go door-to-door deciding if we live or die. Is there anything new on them?