Oddly Enough Blog

“Hurt Locker” soccer?

May 24, 2010


Blog Guy, I don’t know how I’m going to get through all this World Cup stuff. I’m already so bored by soccer. How about you?

Sleeping with Michael Jackson’s stuff?

May 22, 2010

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Blog Guy, I need some personal advice from a supportive, caring person. Have you read about that Michael Jackson thing in Japan? You can spend the night of June 25th, the anniversary of his death, actually sleeping amid Jackson’s belongings at an exhibit in Tokyo.

Proposing to the decomposing…

May 21, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m a guy with an unusual problem. My buddies and I live in one of those towns where the men really outnumber the chicks, and we don’t know where to go for brides. There just aren’t any women.

The world’s dumbest hobbies?

May 14, 2010


The problem with writing a humor blog is that sometimes people try to send news to me, not realizing that unlike my other Reuters colleagues, I’m able to make up my own.

Here they are, undead and untanned….

May 11, 2010

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Blog Guy, can you settle a bet I have with the guy who does grout work in my grandma’s shower?

Hey Jack, you got anything for my migraine?

April 16, 2010


Blog Guy, whatever happened to Jack Kevorkian, that assisted suicide guy? He’s in prison, right?

How to spot a Death Panel when it comes for you

March 24, 2010

Blog Guy, now that this healthcare reform stuff has passed, I guess I have the same question as everybody else.

That’s my tongue trailing 40 feet behind me?

January 26, 2010

Boy, am I pissed!

According to a Reuters story, some guy is going to step out of a capsule lifted 120,000 feet by a balloon and leap to Earth, becoming the first man to break the sound barrier without an aircraft.

You get one piece of carrion luggage…

December 11, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you’re a respected travel writer and I need some advice. I’m going to Kazakhstan next week, and…..

Hi, I’m your hamburger helper…

December 3, 2009

Readers know I blog a lot about bullfighting, because, well, it’s a very easy target that ridicules itself with very little help from me.