Oddly Enough Blog

The very worst way to go?

November 26, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard on the news that some poor man died a fiendishly horrible death a couple of days ago over there in Spain. Do you know what I’m talking about?

Brand recognition to die for…

November 12, 2009

Welcome to the story that cannot be satirized. It’s already THAT good.

It seems the designer of the Kalashnikov rifle was just named a “Hero of Russia” by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who lauded him for creating “the brand every Russian is proud of.”

We return now to the Wide World of Brainless Sports!

October 30, 2009

Color me embarrassed. We had a PRETTY BAD error on our file, and is our policy, we had to publicly correct it. It seems we reported that Bulgarian prosecutors are investigating a new gambling game in which drivers defy death by speeding through red lights for bets of up to $2,200.

Slay bells ring, are ya listenin’?

October 16, 2009

The holidays are rushing at us, and if you’re like me, nothing says “Peace on Earth” like the topic of serial killers. So you’ll be happy to know that the 2010 Serial Killer Calendar is now available if you’re looking for a gift for Uncle Lamar, who broke out of maximum security and is knocking on your door with an ax.

What’s that big thing near the drop zone?

September 27, 2009

Blog Guy, did you read about those guys who made the highest parachute landing ever at a drop zone near Mount Everest last week?

How I spent my summer vacation

September 8, 2009

Welcome back to a feature called What Year is this Again? where we offer items that lack humor, but do make us wonder if we have somehow gone back in time…

Vacuous chicks zap yokels with death machine!

September 3, 2009

Blog Guy, you’ve set up amazing fantasy photos for readers, and now it’s my turn. It won’t be easy. I want Miss Universe and Miss USA together, on top of a skyscraper.

You don’t haggle at Kroger?

August 19, 2009

Quick quiz: In this photo on the right, President Obama is saying to the Kroger manager…

Tail from the Crypt?

August 19, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, sometimes I see funny stuff in the news and I’m sure you’ll use it in your blog, but then you don’t. Do you take bribes to ignore certain things?

Don’t leave me in the lurch!

July 20, 2009

Blog Guy, you know stuff going on around the world. I’m a zombie – where can a guy like me kick back and have some fun with other zombies?