Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Voters are kept in the dark?
Johnson, get in my office! You call yourself a news photographer?
It’s your pictures from that Republican debate! They’re too dark. I can’t even tell who these people are!
Oh. That one on top is Rick Perry, I think, or maybe Michele Bachmann. It’s not my fault, Boss. This was the debate they held entirely in the dark.
A whole debate in the dark?
Yeah, you know, some of the candidates wanted to debate on the radio, and some wanted television, so they compromised on televising it but with no lights.
Let’s see, governor, there’s Moe, Curly and…
It’s supposed to be the fourth thing that slips your mind. You know, you go to the store and remember the tuna fish and floor wax and avocados, but not the toilet paper.
But ANYBODY can remember three things.
Anybody but Texas Governor Rick Perry, that is. He declared at last night’s Republican debate that he planned to eliminate three government agencies but then could only remember two of them, Commerce and Education.
This left potential voters wondering if he would close the Defense Department, the State Department, or what?
“Oops,” said the governor.
How hard is it to remember three fricking things?”
Ofcourse, thanks for that Spin..
I think I need to up my meddies!
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@unca: I think the correct response is…
See? We knew things would clear up for you.
Mazel tov on being able to sing “I Can See Clearly Now” without any irony.