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Jun 13, 2011 06:09 EDT

Up high, down low, too slow…

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Blog Guy, have you ever thought of running for national office? I mean, you live in DC anyway, so it’s not like you’d have to move very far.

Thanks for asking, but I just couldn’t handle that much compromise.

Ah, I hear you. You mean the hypocrisy, the back-room deals, the corruption?

Nah, I mean all the high-fives. I can stand that other stuff, but I will not high five, even if it means my political career.

Look at this top photo, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton high-fiving Turkey’s foreign minister. What is she thinking?

As you can see, both Democrats and Republicans do it here, all the time.

COMMENT

following Spin’s example, I offer a Friday night haiku:

And I learn nothing.
Should I appeal my first zap
To the Supreme Court?

“Discipline from love”
That is what mom & dad said.
My reply: Yes, Ma’am.

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