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Duchess, the sun never sets on the British vampire…

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I’ll admit I was skeptical when I saw photos of the cast of yet another TV movie about Prince William and Kate Middleton. Did we really need this? I mean, I guess maybe if they found a dead ringer to play Kate… Nope, that’s not it…

Let’s see, according to IMDB, the movie was shot in ROMANIA? Huh? Well, that’s different. Now I get it! These clever folks have added an element of horror to the story:

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ACT ONE, SCENE ONE

INTERIOR, DUSK, A GOTHIC CASTLE

LIGHTNING FLASHES AT THE WINDOWS

THUNDERCLAPS ECHO THROUGH THE DINING HALL

“I am so glad you and your husband could visit me at my modest home, Duchess. I hope you will enjoy your stay…”

“We’re looking forward to it. William should be arriving here soon, Count Dracu…”