Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
What’s better than camping out drunk?
Congratulate me, Blog Guy! I’m going to Oktoberfest this year! It’s a life-long dream come true!
Hey, that sounds nice. Where will you be staying?
I‘m not totally sure, but I’m paying about $80 a night, so I’m guessing it will be very, very swanky. Maybe like a suite or something.
Ah. Yeah, I think I know the place, the ‘Wiesn camp’ at the Horse Stadium.
Pretty posh, huh?
Um, it’s 300 tents, holding four people each. So you drink beer all day long, then you crawl into your tent along with your three roomies and their tubas or whatever.
A sport that needs no urine test…
Blog Guy, you used to do a better job of covering really stupid sports. Isn’t that still a part of your beat?
Indeed. Have a look at the recent “Race of Beer,” down in Brazil. It’s a 1.2 mile race in which runners carry 12 cans of beer each. The goal is to cross the finish line with the cans empty. It turns out…





