Oddly Enough Blog

$2,250? You’re off your trolley!

November 7, 2011

Blog Guy, has your Thanksgiving Williams-Sonoma catalog arrived yet? I can’t wait to see what expensive specialty gadgets we need to help us prepare the most traditional meal of all.

Well, time to slap the old vodka bottle!

October 18, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you’re an expert on other cultures, and I have a question.

Honey, I’m on my way!

August 15, 2011

Blog Guy, you know that place in Siberia you say is the goofiest place on earth? I think you call it Wackytown, and you organize tours there.

Who’s more fun than drunk people?

August 5, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m planning a vacation and I’m looking for ideas. Generally I like to go where I can see a lot of dumbasses.

Have more beer and take your mind off it…

June 4, 2011

 

Lamar, can I talk to you over here for a minute?

Sure, Boss. I guess you’re pretty happy with the client beer party I set up. I think they’re having a great time.

This gunman goes into a bar, see…

May 18, 2011

I’m not sure when our state lawmakers ┬ábegan competing to pass the most wacky weapons laws, ┬ábut it’s getting pretty hard to keep up with them.

It’s not tricky, tiki isn’t tacky…

April 25, 2011

TARTAN WEEK

Blog Guy, now that Donald Trump may run for president, what are you going to do? Will you be caught up short at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, what with the scarcity of funny photos of Trump?

And the second-best museum is…

April 17, 2011

SWITZERLAND/

Blog Guy, I’m having an argument with my piano tuner’s haberdasher…

Merlot on the go?

March 1, 2011

BELARUS/

Blog Guy, like many of your readers I’m looking for a new and interesting career. I like to drive, I like retail work, and I enjoy making people happy. Any ideas?

Bone appetite, everybody!

February 17, 2011

skull bowl 490

Okay, the headline on this story, “Ancient Brits ate dead and made skulls into cups,” pretty much says it all. I can’t improve on that.