Oddly Enough Blog

A different sort of water pick?

August 9, 2010

INDIA/

Blog Guy, I know you are an expert on other cultures. A couple from India has moved in next door to us, and I’d like to invite them over for a drink. Any tips for me?

Is this smile as lame as it feels?

July 22, 2010

FINLAND

“Madam Prime Minister, I’d like to toast your people with a big glass of this, uh, pinot noir? Merlot?

Going beyond routine poutine cuisine

June 30, 2010

poutine champ 490

Blog Guy, since Canada just hosted the world leaders and spent a fortune to present a good face to the world, I was wondering if they used the opportunity to promote that popular Canadian dish you’ve written about?

Out on a limb with Lindsay Lohan?

May 25, 2010

lohan 490

Why me, Lord, why ME?

Okay, film production staff, as you know, we signed Lindsay Lohan to a huge three-movie deal and we’re about to begin production. Then, yesterday, a judge ruled that she has to wear this big black butt-ugly alcohol monitoring device on her ankle, 24/7, to make sure she doesn’t drink any booze. It NEVER comes off.

Is that a frosty mug I see before me?

April 8, 2010

All you people who think I make up everything in this blog, check it out.

A real story, and much better than anything I could invent.

S&N/It turns out that over there in Denmark, several hundred employees at the Carlsberg brewery have stopped work for a couple of days to protest a company decision to limit beer drinking at work to lunch breaks.

Action hero bounces a Czech…

March 29, 2010

CZECH/

Blog Guy, you know those elaborate fantasy photos you set up for readers? It’s my turn.

Shay, can I get more of thish water?

March 25, 2010

PAKISTAN-USA/

 

Lamar, where are you? I know you’re in this storage room, I saw you come in.

This model walks into a bar, see…

March 9, 2010

fashion vodka 490

Lamar, those fashion models are getting uppity. Oh, they’re so full of themselves, with their beauty and glamour, we need to take ‘em down a notch.

Carnival: if you go, don’t plan to go

February 15, 2010

Not to seem indelicate, but I guess it’s human nature to worry about having ample places to go to the bathroom. I suspect that if somebody came back to life after having seen the afterlife, our first question would be, “Are there enough toilets over there?”

The Goofiest Photos of the Year…

December 21, 2009

I’ll admit my blog isn’t very good, but without goofy photos it would be far worse. Trust me. So this is the big day when I reveal the five goofiest photos of 2009. Below are two through five, in no particular order.