Oddly Enough Blog

Have yourself a creepy little Christmas?

December 18, 2009

Blog Guy, I loved reading that you have too much Christmas spirit. This is most wonderful time of the year, right? Don’t you just LOVE all the Christmas songs?

Now, a toast to the martyrs!

December 17, 2009


Yo Blog Guy, we had our office holiday party last night and some of the folks got SO hammered!

Wine angels: wenches on winches?

December 1, 2009

Blog Guy, many college seniors depend on you for career advice. Are there any new opportunities out there? I am a woman with a creative writing major. I enjoy swinging from ropes and being around alcoholic beverages. Any advice?

A very sobering experience?

November 13, 2009

On the topic of life imitating art, this guy in the bottom photo is straight out of one of my favorite short stories. I’ll be pretty impressed if any readers can identify it.

Shcuse me…is thish the shtable?

November 2, 2009

Lamar, the big race starts in less than an hour! Where are the jockeys?

They’re coming, Boss!

Are they ready? Did they prepare for the race?

You betcha, Boss! They spent all night drinking!

That’s good. Drinking alcohol?

Of COURSE alcohol, Boss! What ELSE would you drink before the big race?

Just checkin’, Lamar. And did they wear themselves out?

For sure! They danced non-stop. Can’t even keep their eyes open!

Ah, there they are now, Lamar! I can see ’em trying to find the stable…

It’s a grand sight, isn’t it, Lamar! On a morning like this, with the sun comin’ up over the puke-filled mud and the jockeys staggerin’ this way in their finery, if you squint just a bit you’d think you’re at the Royal Ascot Races.

I’m out of here! Just call me Chicken Kiev!

November 2, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, I’m takin’ a vacation to Kiev soon, and I need your travel advice. I like to hang out at singles bars. I guess they’re pretty much the same everywhere?

One for the road? Are you fricking serious?

October 29, 2009

Quick quiz: If you’re a jittery driver, what’s a good way to steady your nerves before you hit the road?

Just call me “Easy Writer”

October 27, 2009

Blog Guy, a couple of weeks ago you featured a rebus in your blog. How about another one?

Slay bells ring, are ya listenin’?

October 16, 2009

The holidays are rushing at us, and if you’re like me, nothing says “Peace on Earth” like the topic of serial killers. So you’ll be happy to know that the 2010 Serial Killer Calendar is now available if you’re looking for a gift for Uncle Lamar, who broke out of maximum security and is knocking on your door with an ax.

Hey, who barfed on the president’s rug?

October 15, 2009

Blog Guy, I want some White House insider information. What do guests normally drink when they go to an Oval Office meeting?