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Just 24 beers? How about two dozen, instead?

October 7, 2009

I’m sorry sir, but you can’t drive that tow-truck full of beer onto the motor racing grounds, I’m afraid. It’s over the posted limit.

I didn’t prepare ya for Bavaria?

October 6, 2009

Blog Guy? I read about Oktoberfest in your blog and went to the bar you suggested, and now I wanna die!

Lookin’ for my Luger, Sugar?

September 21, 2009

Blog Guy, recently you blogged about that Oktoberfest thing in Germany – you know, the party with all the beer and the women with those huge, uh, mugs? I saw a travel ad for it that said, “Come to Germany and get frisky!”

Another chick with huge mugs…

August 25, 2009

Blog Guy, if it’s August, it’s just about Oktoberfest over there in Germany. Isn’t this about the time they show some cute chick with those huge – watcha-call ‘ems?

Floyd, my olive floated out of reach!

August 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a question about the space program. How do those astronauts unwind after a tough day of space walking and stuff?

The worst swim-up bar EVER!

July 24, 2009

Blog Guy, I normally love tropical swim-up bars. There’s nothing like paddling over for a refreshing cocktail.

It ain’t exactly Baywatch…

July 21, 2009

Dear Mom and Dad,

Well, I finally made it to Bali, my dream vacation, and it’s everything I ever hoped for!

A place to get gas and gassed…

June 25, 2009

Quick quiz: Where would be a really stupid place to sell booze? a) churches b) kindergartensc) hospitals d) gas stations Okay, they’re all pretty stupid, but I guess I’m going to say gas stations, because you really can buy liquor there in Lithuania. I’m not making this up.But in a clear example of jack-booted repression, on January 1 it became illegal for gas stations to sell liquor at night.I mean, what could go wrong with a carload of yokels pulling off the highway, filling their tank, buying a couple of handles of vodka and roaring off into the darkness?To answer an¬†obvious question, police data show that alcohol-related accidents have dropped by 45 percent since the ban was imposed. Nevertheless, an oil and gas company is fighting the ban, saying it may force them to start closing their stations at night and laying off workers.Well boo-hoo! My own personal opinion is that they should continue the ban at gas stations, and just sell their booze at highway toll booths, instead.

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Wadda Colada! Poke me another coconut, bartender!

June 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve got 54 seconds to waste. Hit me with something bizarre.

Did you already try the Tarzan yell video?

That’s over a minute. I’ve only got 54 seconds.

Everybody’s always in a hurry nowadays! Okay, watch this video of a Malaysian kung fu master¬†as he pierces four coconuts with his finger in just over 30 seconds.

I said RED wine, butt-face!

June 19, 2009

If you weren’t convinced the world is going to hell from reading my post on the Heart Attack Grill, here’s an item that should put you over the top.