Oddly Enough Blog

You’re Queen for a Day!

March 26, 2009

Blog Guy, I want to be royalty in my next life. Those people get to do whatever they want. Command performances, the best art…

You put your handcuffs on, you take your handcuffs off…

March 9, 2009

Some of you have asked me about that new program down there in Mexico, where nightclubs are being operated by federal government police.

When life hands you urine, make Urinade!

March 7, 2009

A few days ago I blogged about plans to create a soft drink made from cow urine. Seriously. We even discussed ad and marketing uh, challenges to what we dubbed “Mellow Yellow.”

I’m drunk as a Peruvian janitor!

January 15, 2009

It turns out that Peru’s top court has ruled that workers cannot be fired for being drunk on the job.

There’s eggnog in your hair, Claire!

December 12, 2008

Blog Guy, my mom gave me a huge crystal punch bowl. It’s lovely, but I don’t entertain very much. Should I just sell it?

Hit the trenches! Falling wenches!

December 2, 2008

Blog Guy, I was fascinated by your report from the Millionaire Fair. What else can you say about what those wacky rich people are up to?

If it’s September, this must be Oktoberfest!

September 22, 2008

oktoberfest-2-0921-160.jpgBlog Guy, I saw a picture today from Oktoberfest in Germany. But it’s only September!

Politicians staggeringly well qualified?

September 10, 2008

Blog Guy, you’ve been making the point that no U.S. politician can hope to win without eating a lot of ice cream in public. But I suppose it’s like that everywhere?

This wine was made yesterday!

September 5, 2008

Blog Guy, I know you keep up with new technology.  I read that now they can determine the age of a wine by analyzing X-rays emitted when the bottles are placed under ion beams produced by a particle accelerator. 

Fräulein, would you hold these mugs?

August 29, 2008

oktoberfest-mugs-2-140.jpgBlog Guy, if I’m not mistaken, it’s time to unveil the official beer mug of the upcoming Oktoberfest. Could you please run a photograph of a couple of those big mugs?