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When animals know all our secrets…
Blog Guy, my tax guy’s taxidermist told me something really creepy. He has close ties to the animal kingdom.
You mean from stuffing and mounting them?
Yeah. And he said animals are spying on humans, building up huge dossiers. He says ducks are the worst.
I think that’s a canard.
Blog Guy, are you ever going to get over the fact that the word “canard” is duck in French, but a false rumor in English?
Probably not. Look, some of this animal spying stuff may be true. It’s well known that chimpanzees conducted the 2010 census and know everything about us. Maybe the chimps sent some ducks out for a gander.
Getting down with ducks?
Citizens, you all know why we’re here. We need to do something about these killer ducks that have been preying on humans. Look, here’s a grisly photo of their latest victim.
I believe Sheriff Lamar has been searching for these vicious killers. Lamar?
That’s right, Mayor. I’ve been tracking the killer ducks on wet ground.
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