Oddly Enough Blog

Best of all, there’s nothing to tuck in

February 24, 2011

Hello Mr. Henderson, I’m Jimmy. I’m here to take your daughter out.

FASHION-SPAIN/What? My outfit? It’s the latest thing. I bought it right off the floor at a major fashion show.

How would you like to meet this bozo?

February 3, 2011

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Blog Guy, whatever happened to your Dumbass of the Month? You haven’t given the award for some time now.

Now, the new hit TV series, “Luger Town”

January 31, 2011

GERMANY-HITLER/BODYGUARD

Blog Guy, we’re a whole month into 2011 and you haven’t spotted any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse. Does that mean we’re out of the woods?

The most popular holiday isn’t Christmas?

January 1, 2011

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Since I’ve already revealed this blog’s most popular items for all of 2010 it’s going to be a bit less dramatic to list the top 10 for December, but I’m required to do it for those of you who wager on the results.

A great year to be a dumbass!

December 27, 2010

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As you may have noticed, 2010 was quite a year for dumbasses.

It seems like they were everywhere. Celebrities, sports figures, politicians, and just regular dumbasses as well, the kind who might live next door to you.

Sales from the crypt…

December 25, 2010

What is the matter with people?

I mean, please. This year, we saw somebody buy Bernard Madoff’s underwear and John Lennon’s toilet. Elvis Presley’s toe tag was briefly on the market, until there was a dispute over who owned it.

Hey Billy, you’re gettin’ out of hell!

December 18, 2010

Blog Guy, I need your help. I have too much important stuff on my mind lately, and I need something to think about that is totally irrelevant.

Do you have a flare for stupidity?

October 14, 2010

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Blog Guy, me and others like me are being discriminated against. We’re dumbasses, and we don’t think there are enough ways for us to express ourselves these days.

It’s festival time, round up some poor animals!

August 20, 2010

SPAIN/

I hate to get serious here, and I promise I won’t make it a habit, but WTF?

Wolfing down those free samples?

August 18, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m going out to lunch. Wanna come along?

Thanks, I ate already. Spicy Peanut Chicken Kebabs with Satay Sauce, and Blue Cheese with Roasted Pecan Dip, over at Trader Joe’s.