Hello Mr. Henderson, I’m Jimmy. I’m here to take your daughter out.
What? My outfit? It’s the latest thing. I bought it right off the floor at a major fashion show.
I hate to get serious here, and I promise I won’t make it a habit, but WTF?
In the past couple of days alone, we’ve had pictures from a festival in Spain where they attach flaming torches to a bull’s horns, as well as photos and video of a bull leaping into the stands and injuring dozens of spectators at a different event in Spain, where “young boys run before the bull trying to avoid being caught.”