Oddly Enough Blog

News, but not the serious kind

Next, I’ll snap myself with a towel…

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Blog Guy, your coverage of stupid sports has fallen off. Isn’t anybody out there competing in such stupid classics as Appliance Golf, Tear Gas Tennis and Pottybuilding?

Your timing is perfect. The International Self-Pranking Olympics are now underway in Germany. All those cruel, thoughtless practical jokes that dumbasses usually pull on other people, they do to themselves at these Olympics. prank wedgie combo 490

For instance, here you can see the gold medal winner in the Self-Wedgie event. Boy, he really got himself good!

Gosh! What are some of the other self-pranking events?

You name it. If it’s cruel and boorish and immature, they’ve got it.

Stuff that annoys me, if I must say so…

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USA-STARBUCKS/Blog Guy, I know you have opinions. What kind of stuff really irritates you?

Gosh, the usual. War, poverty, the Dutch…

No, let me stop you right there. See, those are the big things that you HAVE to mention. But what about little annoying things in the course of your own daily life?

I’m pretty much a live and let live, roll with the punches sort of dude. Great life, no complaints.

I think she wrote her own vows, too…

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Blog Guy, I’m getting married next Saturday, and I could use some advice in choosing my bridal gown.

fashion bride face 240Sure. Congratulations on the happy event! In selecting your gown, you should think about what message you want to send to your gathered loved ones, because that’s what the perfect wedding dress does.

Her Majesty, the Queen of the World…

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GERMANY/Blog guy, please settle an argument I’m having with my friend.

Is there such a thing as the Queen of the World? My friend says yes, but I say no.

Of course there is. No offense, but you’re obviously a cheese-eating bonehead.

Go on, stab me! I double-dare you!

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soccer vest 260Ever wonder what a conversation between total dumbasses sounds like? Let’s listen in….

“Hey Earl! I know we’re planning on going to the World Cup in June, but I heard they have 50 murders a day down there in South Africa….”

How am I supposed to compete with this?

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Jeez Blog Guy, what’s the matter with you? I’ve never seen you looking so upset.

robertson combo 200Oh, it’s just this Pat Robertson thing. You know, where he said Haiti has been cursed because they made a deal with the devil 200 years ago.

Ned’s dead, where’s his head?

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Blog Guy, you blogged several times about the missing skull of German writer Friedrich Schiller. I see there’s another famous missing skull now, belonging to Australian outlaw Ned Kelly.

Right. Ned, whose real name was Ed, was the son of Red. Ned was a bushranger and killer, whose gang wore body armor that made them nearly unstoppable.