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News, but not the serious kind
Your timing is perfect. The International Self-Pranking Olympics are now underway in Germany. All those cruel, thoughtless practical jokes that dumbasses usually pull on other people, they do to themselves at these Olympics.
For instance, here you can see the gold medal winner in the Self-Wedgie event. Boy, he really got himself good!
Gosh! What are some of the other self-pranking events?
You name it. If it’s cruel and boorish and immature, they’ve got it.
Blog Guy, I know you have opinions. What kind of stuff really irritates you?
Gosh, the usual. War, poverty, the Dutch…
No, let me stop you right there. See, those are the big things that you HAVE to mention. But what about little annoying things in the course of your own daily life?
I’m pretty much a live and let live, roll with the punches sort of dude. Great life, no complaints.
Blog Guy, I’m getting married next Saturday, and I could use some advice in choosing my bridal gown.
Sure. Congratulations on the happy event! In selecting your gown, you should think about what message you want to send to your gathered loved ones, because that’s what the perfect wedding dress does.
Right. Ned, whose real name was Ed, was the son of Red. Ned was a bushranger and killer, whose gang wore body armor that made them nearly unstoppable.