Blog Guy, you have the most authoritative entertainment news anywhere, so I’m coming to you first about something I heard.
Hey Blog Guy, I don’t get out very much. Can you explain what these guys in this picture are doing?
Blog Guy, I’m a fed-up, angry American. Enough is enough!
What can we do to protect our country from those tawdry, horrid people? I see them everywhere now. I think you know who I’m talking about.
It’s the same old story, Lamar. We’ve got a major fashion show today, but we can’t afford to pay professional models. You always manage to come through with models on the cheap. Any luck?
OMG, Blog Guy! A few days ago, in an item about Paris Hilton helping open a shopping mall in Poland, you said, “Coming soon, Kim Kardashian appears at a milkshake bar opening in Dubai,” and here she is!
Blog Guy, I always come to you for my news about the movie industry. What’s my favorite actress, Halle Berry, up to these days?
Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my handyman’s numismatist?
Oh please! More random bets between unlikely random professions? What does this coin collector say?
Blog Guy, I just heard about an exciting project involving your blog. Can you confirm it?
Sure, Doctor, I had a great childhood! I did all the usual stuff. Why do you ask?
Boss, can you hear me? It’s me, Johnson! Oh, it’s still night-time in LA? Sorry to wake you up, but I’ve got great news!