Oddly Enough Blog

Two, four, six, eight, who do we impersonate?

April 21, 2010

Blog Guy, the pope just visited a place called Malta, and now I have to do a school report on the place. What is Malta known for?

He’s like the Statue of Liberty, only not…

April 18, 2010

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Cut! Folks, let’s take a lunch break while I talk to the director.

goofy green lantern vertical 160Okay Lamar, what IS it with you? First you screwed up a lavish production of Animal Fair and we had to pull the plug on it, and now this?

Hey Jack, you got anything for my migraine?

April 16, 2010


Blog Guy, whatever happened to Jack Kevorkian, that assisted suicide guy? He’s in prison, right?

The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees…

April 13, 2010


CUT! Okay, let me see the director RIGHT NOW!

Lamar! I gave you $160 million to make an enchanting live action children’s movie based on that enduring song, “The Animal Fair.” Then I come down here two months into the shoot, and I find this crap?

Founding Father Lurches onto Broadway?

April 12, 2010

Blog Guy, I hear there’s a new Broadway musical with Nathan Lane. Know anything about it?

Where in the world is Susan Sarandon?

April 8, 2010

Blog Guy, I have a bone to pick. You used to do a MUCH better job of covering actress Susan Sarandon’s vacations. That’s the only reason most people come to this stupid blog!

Monkey cops, when it’s a jungle out there!

April 1, 2010


Okay boys, prepare yourselves for the new smash hit series of  the fall TV season. This is the kind of high concept creativity that made network programming what it is today.

How to spot a Death Panel when it comes for you

March 24, 2010

Blog Guy, now that this healthcare reform stuff has passed, I guess I have the same question as everybody else.

Facilities for the fancy people

March 24, 2010

USA/Blog Guy, I read with interest your post about cities to avoid because their public restrooms are so bad.

Ten stupid things you shouldn’t do with cameras around

March 10, 2010

A very famous person writes, “Bob, what can we celebrities do to improve our image? Please reduce your advice to 10 simple rules, because we have other stuff to do.”