Oddly Enough Blog

Lions and Tigers and Jimi, oh my!

August 17, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve been watching all the Woodstock retrospectives, but I’m afraid I just don’t get what it was all about. You’re a pretty old dude who remembers a few things from the ’60s, so I’m hoping you can clear this up.

Spain’s school for waiters! Flan with élan?

August 16, 2009

Okay gentlemen, listen up. You’re all here because you were accepted at Fancypants University! Good old FU, the best school for waiters in all of Spain.

Here comes that damn Rolls again!

August 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I collect photos of vintage Rolls-Royces in different places. You got any?

I’ll make him an office he can’t refuse…

July 31, 2009

Regular readers know how much I hate remakes of classic movies, but the worst thing is when they get it all wrong. After seeing this studio publicity shot from “The New Godfather,” I contacted the director to ask what the hell is going on.

I’ll moider you, Porcupine!

July 22, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, whatever happened to the Three Stooges? Are they retired?

Not many people know this, but they moved to South Korea and ran for office, because we hadn’t yet started electing comedians to Congress here.

Maybe she’s about to sneeze?

July 16, 2009

Blog Guy, what is that actress Pamela Anderson up to these days?

It’s a sad story. Judging from new photos of her, she’s lost all control of her face muscles. Still, the Serbs were nice enough to put her on the cover of their Playboy magazine.

Who was that guy laughing during the memorial?

July 14, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve been watching the whole Michael Jackson saga unfold since he died two weeks ago. What can you tell us about his father, Joe Jackson?

On the phona in Pamplona?

July 9, 2009

Blog Guy, I was very interested in your report yesterday on the San Fermin festival, in Spain. May I ask a question about it?

Advice on juggling careers?

June 25, 2009

Blog Guy, I recently graduated from college with a major in creative writing and a minor in film studies. What sort of job should I be looking for?

How can we horn in at parties?

June 22, 2009

Blog Guy, my friend and I are two young women who have a musical duo. We play violin and tuba.