Oddly Enough Blog

What Jack Bauer won’t tell you?

May 14, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you’ve blogged about the TV series “24”. I see the two-hour season finale is coming up. Is it too late for me to start watching?

Why did the singer cross the road?

May 13, 2009

Dear Mr. Blog Guy: On Monday you had an item about an Asian band that paid homage to The Beatles’ iconic Abbey Road album cover.

From tapdance to lapdance?

May 11, 2009

A reader named Kelli, in Texas, writes, “Bob, I’m starting to enter serious beauty pageants, and I’m looking for something to perform in the talent portion. I was planning to twirl a baton while whistling ‘The Yellow Rose of Texas… ‘”

Another load of Abbey Road?

May 11, 2009

Blog Guy, I read that a previously unseen George Harrison lyric, found on the floor of the Abbey Road studios and dating back to 1967, has gone on display. Amazing interest in The Beatles, huh, for a group that hasn’t been together in four decades. What does that tell you?

Cool! Ma’am, do you have a gun on you right now?

May 10, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, I recall that you set up fantasy photographs for your readers, bringing bizarre pairings of people together. I have the strangest request yet. I want Janet Napolitano, the Homeland Security Secretary, and Ashton Kutcher, the actor.

Pardon me for butting in?

May 8, 2009

“I’m gonna need a hacksaw!”

Fans of the TV series “24” will recognize that quote from Jack Bauer, the agent Kiefer Sutherland plays, just before he decapitated some poor guy.

Hand me a hose, I’m the Pope!

April 29, 2009

Okay guys, for reasons that baffle me, the stupid network dropped our Police Pope! series. It’s a blow, but we’re back in the lineup this fall with something even better: Jacob’s Ladder!

You can’t HANDLE the ball!

April 28, 2009

Okay guys, this is your big chance tonight. We’re playing the Lakers, so Old Coach has some sage advice for you. Listen up.

SNL veterans: not stand-up comedy?

April 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I really love Amy Poehler – you know, from Saturday Night Live! Isn’t she in some new show on TV?

And what became of the monk, the monk, the monk?

April 16, 2009

Quick quiz: TheĀ man in this photo…

a) is a professional aspirin tester, giving himself a routine headacheĀ at the start of his workday.