Oddly Enough Blog

Scottish zombies get silly in Philly?

August 26, 2011

Blog Guy, I saw a bunch of photos of a zombie movie being made, with Brad Pitt, and it looked like it was in Philadelphia.

Duchess, the sun never sets on the British vampire…

August 25, 2011

I’ll admit I was skeptical when I saw photos of the cast of yet another TV movie about Prince William and Kate Middleton. Did we really need this? I mean, I guess maybe if they found a dead ringer to play Kate… Nope, that’s not it…

See ya later, crocodile!

August 19, 2011

Mr. Johnson, we’re here to apply for one of those “Zoo Performer” jobs you advertised. Can you tell us a little about what we’d have to do?

Von Trapped with no way out?

August 15, 2011

What’s wrong, Blog Guy? You look very frightened and upset.

I am. A neighbor told me about an event involving Nazis and dog bites and bee stings and…and…maybe yodeling.

Oh, the humanity!

August 8, 2011

Blog Guy, can you settle a bet I have with my investment manager’s astrologer?

That’s why they call it Killing time…

July 30, 2011

What’s up, Blog Guy? You look annoyed.

Yeah, I hate being suckered. I see the programming chief for AMC now says the murder that was the central crime in his network’s Emmy-nominated series, “The Killing,” will be wrapped up in the SECOND season.

So you’re ALL named Jaydon?

July 1, 2011

Sometimes I despair for us all. And it turns out those are actually my giddy moments.

The unpaid working for the undead?

June 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I really want to get into the movie business. Can you help me out?

I suppose I can pull a few strings and get you an unpaid production assistant job on “World War Z,” that new zombie movie starring Brad Pitt.

The Rhymes they are A-Changin’

June 13, 2011

Blog Guy, I read in a Reuters story that some previously unpublished lyrics by legendary songwriter Bob Dylan are going up for auction this month.

Smurf City, here we come!

June 10, 2011

 

Blog Guy, can you please help settle a bet with my haberdasher’s manicurist?