Oddly Enough Blog

Your art is ÜBER, Goober!

April 16, 2009

Today, I’m wondering what the frick paintings attributed to Adolf Hitler are doing on the auction block.

You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie, wrinkled porn man!

April 14, 2009

Blog Guy, They say you have incredible resources, and you can set up shots of the wildest fantasies. Is that true?

Thanks, I’ll be here all year… And next year…

March 26, 2009

Blog Guy, you did a thing on Treasury Secretary Smiley Geithner recently that I felt didn’t give him enough credit.

Think these hot TV lights will hurt the ice?

March 21, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a real sports nut. Are there any new shows I should be watching?

Absolutely. There is a mid-season replacement sports show, since the televised World Russian Roulette Championships ended so abruptly last week.

Gadgets: bloggin’ on the noggin!

March 18, 2009

I know my readers love gadgets, so I keep an eye out for the very best new stuff.

It was a dark and bloody TV night

March 12, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m in Germany and I want to update myself on American television.

Sure. I watch about 21 hours a day, so how can I help you?

Some actors are here today promoting a show called “Dexter.” What’s it about?

Shakespeare my butt!

March 10, 2009

HUGE news in the literary world! A newly discovered portrait of William Shakespeare is being billed as the only authentic image of him painted WHILE HE WAS ALIVE.

Does seeing the movie count?

March 6, 2009

In the big surprise of the week, a survey has found that two out of three Britons have lied about reading books they didn’t really read!

All you need is love…and tuition

March 3, 2009

Okay, this university over in Liverpool has just launched a Master of Arts degree in The Beatles. Presumably graduates may now claim to have what I guess will be called an MBA, or Masters of Beatles Appreciation.

Are you Starsky, or Hutch?

March 1, 2009

You goin’ out again, Eddie? What’s in that bag?

Just what I thought! A tacky blond wig, mustache and sideburns, like somethin’ out of Sgt. Pepper’s Frickin’ Lonely Hearts Club Band!