Oddly Enough Blog

Sticky and Sweet and tedious…

December 19, 2008

Blog Guy, I’ve printed out all of your posts about photojournalism and memorized them, and I’m ready for more. What is the single most important element of a newsworthy photo?

You, who are on the oats…

December 9, 2008

Blog Guy, I know you’re an authority on 1960s music. What’s David Crosby up to these days? I thought I saw him advertising oatmeal on television!

When celebrities go goofy!

December 8, 2008

Blog Guy, you’ve written about your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, that popular tourist attraction in Washington, DC.

For every bathroom in America!

December 6, 2008

Blog Guy, I’m stumped about what to get for my boyfriend for Christmas. He loves good literature.

A large coffee and 60 drums of Napalm, please

December 2, 2008

I may as well not hide my feelings. I don’t know if you saw Britney Spears’ act on TV today, but it was another sign of the coming Apocalypse, an example of decaying moral values in this country.

I can’t resist a man who bathes!

December 1, 2008

I have GREAT news for guys!

There has been a big new survey to find out what makes men seem handsome, and you know what the top thing is? Smoldering eyes? Nope. Chiseled features? Nope. Good hygiene? Yep.

Pull up a chair, rich guy!

November 30, 2008

Readers ask me all the time, “Bob, you’ve delivered pizzas to a lot of rich people’s houses. So what kind of furniture do they have?”

Well, this is just too sick!

November 26, 2008

Warning: readers who are easily disturbed or offended should not read this item.

A Colorado judge is trying a new punishment for people charged with being too noisy. He sentences them to an hour of listening to Barry Manilow.

Here, rats, follow the lemon meringue!

November 21, 2008

Okay, creative staff at Acme Marketing, we’ve been hired by the little town of Hamlin, in Germany. You remember the story of the Pied Piper of Hamlin, right?

Supermodels the size of ants!

November 17, 2008

Blog Guy, I heard there was a Victoria’s Secret fashion show on Saturday. Do you have a lot of pictures from it? Please, Please?