Oddly Enough Blog

Sorry, we’re all tapped out…

June 6, 2011

I love it when real news stories are goofier than anything I could make up. It makes my job so much easier.

Hot motorcycle chicks lookin’ for bald guys

May 26, 2011

Blog Guy, will you please set up one of your famous fantasy photos for me?

What do you have in mind?

Well, I want to be in it myself. I’ll be in a train station…

Already I don’t like where this is going.

See, this gorgeous brunette – like Kate Middleton, only much prettier – dressed all in black, with stiletto boots, roars up on a big red BSA Spitfire and stops to let me on the back…

Baby, you said a mouthful!

May 19, 2011

Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my nephew’s archery instructor?

The prestigious Zippo Award goes to…

May 17, 2011

Blog Guy, why don’t you actually go to Cannes to cover that annual Film Festival?

I’ve got your back, Renee…

May 6, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my haberdasher’s fishmonger?

Oh sure, even when I’m on vacation, which I am now, I’m always happy to take time out to settle bets with folks from randomly obscure professions.

Karaoke, or torture? There’s a difference?

April 26, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, I haven’t seen you around the neighborhood for days. Are you okay?

The best TV crime show on the heir?

April 4, 2011

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Okay, you know why we’re here. We owe the network one more high-concept police procedural to match our earlier hits, “Police Pope” and “Monkey See, Monkey Blue.”

This shore isn’t much of a school….

April 4, 2011
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Blog Guy, it’s been three whole weeks since you spotted the most recent sign of that onrushing Apocalypse. Can I bring my family out of the panic room now?

Is that chewing tobacco on my carpet?

April 1, 2011

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Sit down, Joe, I need to have a little talk with you.

lookalike cutout vertical 240Sure Boss, what is it?

I’ve heard reports that some of our lookalikes are fraternizing with the cutouts. I think you know we have a strict policy against that.

You like ‘em runny, honey?

March 22, 2011

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Thank you for calling International Department of Festivals, how may we help you?