Oddly Enough Blog

I’m not a princess, but I play one on TV

March 18, 2011

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Blog Guy, it’s me, the dude who’s addicted to Prince William’s fiancĂ©e, Kate Middleton. I need another fix.

Two and a Half Morons?

March 15, 2011

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Faithful readers of this blog know that I have pitched some high-concept ideas for movies and television shows in the past, stories like The Love Market! and that extra bonus season of “24.”

I’ve got you, under my skin…

March 10, 2011

CHILE/

Blog Guy, I really love that actress Julia Roberts. I think she’s so cool that I got a huge honking tattoo of her on my chest. Do you want to write about me?

Maybe you can believe it, if it helps you to sleep…

March 7, 2011

OBAMA/

Blog Guy, I think I’m going mad! I woke up this morning and the radio was saying something about a “U.S. President Taylor.” Who the hell is that?

The Oscar for Best Picture goes to…

February 25, 2011

AUSTRALIA

Blog Guy, the Oscars are this weekend. I hope you’ve stockpiled lots of movie photos so you can cash in on the extra Internet traffic.

The Fall of the House of Ushers?

February 20, 2011

BRITAIN/

Blog Guy, what’s wrong? You’re looking very puzzled. Disoriented. Confused. Perplexed. Dumbstruck. Flustered. Even more than usual.

You ever try flossing, Catherine?

February 19, 2011

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“Michael, hold still so I can see myself in your fancy sunglasses. Do I have something between my teeth? I can feel it…”

There’s something about a man in uniform

February 15, 2011

OSCARS/

Quick quiz: The resplendent full dress uniform seen above, with blue lapels, gleaming buttons and rank stripes on the sleeves, will be worn by…

There were no floats? I didn’t notice!

February 9, 2011

BRAZIL/

Okay, it seems a large fire swept through Rio de Janeiro’s Carnival center this week, “destroying thousands of costumes and floats and throwing preparations for Brazil’s annual festival of hedonism into chaos.”

Yeah baby, I used to be famous!

February 8, 2011

BRAZIL/

Psssssssssst! Blog Guy, it’s me!

elephant man japan 180Wally? My old roommate from the Witness Protection Program?

No, you dimwit, I’m The Elephant Man! I was famous when my movie came out, back in 1980, and I’d like some of your fashion advice. I want to start hitting the singles bar scene, but I need a hip wardrobe.