Oddly Enough Blog

Well, if that’s not a miracle!

January 29, 2011


Blog Guy, this is the season of all the major award ceremonies. They all kind of blend together, except I must say I’ve read amazing things about the National Television Awards, in London.

Ve haff vays to make you talk!

January 18, 2011

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Okay Blog Guy, tell us the location of the troops…

No way! You’ll NEVER make me betray my country!

Oh, so you’re a tough guy, huh? Suppose we cram brussel sprouts down your throat and make you watch “Jersey Shore?”

Earn a hundred million dollars at home

January 10, 2011


Johnson, get your butt into my office! You call yourself a news photographer?

What did I do wrong now, Boss?

I sent you out to take a picture of a hundred million-dollar Gaugin painting and there’s a woman in the shot!

Dracula down for the Count?

December 26, 2010


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Blog Guy, please help settle a bet with my step-mother’s tattooist.

dracula poster 220Your step-mother has her own… oh, never mind, go ahead.

Could Count Dracula still be alive today?

No. These days, when there are countless cameras everywhere, somebody would have spottedĀ  him.

A great year to be alive, or at least undead

December 15, 2010


Blog Guy, is it just me, or did you write a lot more about zombies this year than you have in the past?

Think you could kill her for a little less?

December 15, 2010

This is just pathetic. You may have seen the story about a former TV chef who pleaded no contest to trying to have his wife killed, and was sentenced to nine years in prison.

Opening a CAN of whoopass…

December 7, 2010

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Dear People Who Decide Film Awards:

I read that you’re giving a career tribute to that actor James Caan, at the Marrakesh Film Festival. What were you thinking?

Happy Eva Mendes Day to all!

December 5, 2010


Blog Guy, you’re not forgetting what day this is, right? Does December 5 ring a bell?

Regurgitating a TV plot for you…

November 16, 2010

Blog Guy, I was a HUGE fan of the hit television series “24.” You know, where Kiefer Sutherland played Jack Bauer, a super-macho counter-terrorism agent. Each season, 24 new episodes covered a full day with gripping real-time action.

It’s me! The guy wishing you well!

November 11, 2010

Lamar, we need to talk. You seem to be gone a lot lately. You took that temp job as an archbishop