Oddly Enough Blog

Angelina and the Used Car Dealer?

November 10, 2010

What the hell is going on with this Angelina Jolie movie, Lamar?

Boss, that’s the one where she’s the director. It’s her first time…

Oh, the gowns! Oh, the humanity!

November 2, 2010

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What a glittering evening this is, folks. The celebrities are arriving now for our Lux Style Awards. With us here is a man who came all the way from Hollywood to help set up our arrival festivities, and he’s the best in the business. Sir, what should we call you?

Another fall flood of bad TV shows?

October 26, 2010

I scour our vast photo file every day, to make sure my readers are seeing the goofiest stuff possible. Sometimes I see photos that speak so eloquently about the endurance of the human spirit that I just get goose-bumps.

Is he really worth whacking, Boss?

October 26, 2010

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Okay, fellow Star Whackers, the reason for this emergency secret meeting is, we have a problem. A big one. Some guy seems to have found out about us, and he’s making statements to the media. Lamar, have you dug up anything on him?

I need to use the long-necked birds’ room

October 24, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m a big fan of actor Matt Damon. He’s just great in everything, and so cute. What’s he like in real life?

We’re going down! Is this blog finished?

October 20, 2010

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Blog Guy, it’s me, your editor. Did you see that incredible season finale of the hit series Mad Men, with that cliffhanger where Don Draper…

Pedaling for the pope…

October 15, 2010

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Fellow archbishops, we all know why we’re here. The Vatican entertainment budget is gone, and it’s only October.

Doesn’t her jaw ever start to hurt?

October 11, 2010

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Blog Guy, you know Angela Merkel, the Chancellor of Germany? She reminds me of somebody, I just can’t think of who.

Well-dressed puppets, no strings attached

October 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve helped a lot of people with unusual fashion needs. Firing squad victimssatyrs, gladiators’ wives, Smurfs I’m a puppet, see, and it’s hard for us to find nice clothes. Can you help?

Together again for the first time?

September 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m confused. A couple of  months ago you did an item sort of poking fun at all the free publicity Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz were getting just by going from city to city promoting the premiere of some new movie.