Oddly Enough Blog

Captain’s log: Nightmare on Helm Street?

September 28, 2010

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Blog Guy, somebody told me that in addition to giving travel and career and fashion advice, you dabble in psychiatry as well…

Thou art under arrest, sinner!

September 22, 2010

Okay staff, we’re brainstorming Lamar’s pitch for a new one-hour weekly drama series.

Our Father who…clomp clomp…art in heaven…clomp…

September 21, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know a lot of big fashion shows are coming up, and you need to pay more attention to shoes! What about London Fashion week, which is going on right now?

Snug as a flub in a rug?

September 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, did you read about the problem with that brand-new rug in the Oval Office, with the great American quotes woven along the edge?

Stand up for our National Costume!

August 20, 2010

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Welcome to one of the stupider aspects of the Miss Universe Pageant. It turns out every contestant must pose in her “national costume.”

Holy moly! Nonstop Jolie!

August 19, 2010

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Blog Guy, you often write about Angelina Jolie. Has her new movie had its premiere yet?

Wolfing down those free samples?

August 18, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m going out to lunch. Wanna come along?

Thanks, I ate already. Spicy Peanut Chicken Kebabs with Satay Sauce, and Blue Cheese with Roasted Pecan Dip, over at Trader Joe’s.

Putting the pee back in Presley?

August 18, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about toilet facilities overseas, a topic of great interest to Americans planning to travel. Anything else we should be on the lookout for in foreign lands?

Thanks for auditioning, we’ll call you…

August 15, 2010

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Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice.  I’m a dancer looking for work. Whenever I say I’m a dancer, people think I mean stripper.

Celebrities carrying a Torch?

August 12, 2010

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Blog Guy, I come to you for all my news about technology and new gadgets.

Frankly, I’m astounded that you haven’t reviewed the new BlackBerry Torch! I mean, your review of the iPad was the industry standard. Not to mention your advice on making the iPhone 4 work.