Oddly Enough Blog

Hey! You’re that guy from Uruguay!

June 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, you seem to have the best sources of anybody covering entertainment these days.

It’s time for celebrity toes and ankles!

June 18, 2010


Blog Guy, I’m a HUGE Christina Aguilera fan. I know she sang the National Anthem at a Lakers game a couple of days ago, and I’m hoping you can run a picture of her. Please!

Gosh, it looks like they’re really flying!

June 12, 2010


First, let me thank you all for coming in to audition. Looks like a great group of actors here.

Got two heads? Come to headquarters!

June 6, 2010

Blog Guy, somebody told me about a very special school in Shenyang, over there in China. It sounds so bizarre I don’t even want to repeat it here. Do you know what I’m talking about?

Comin’ to you, on a dusty road, good lovin’, I got a truck load…

June 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, I always read your blog for the latest information on movies. There’s a rumor that they are remaking a 30-year-old classic. Any truth to that?

Bring me that one, the SAUCY wench!

June 3, 2010


Blog Guy, I have a problem. I love giving dinner parties, but I don’t have enough storage space in my kitchen for all of my pots and pans and cooking utensils. What should I do?

It only comes with a license to injure?

June 3, 2010

Blog Guy, I saw a story saying the famous Aston Martin that James Bond used in “Goldfinger” and “Thunderball” is going up for auction.

Best of May: stormy weather and bygone romance

May 30, 2010

It’s time for the official statistics revealing this blog’s most popular items for May, and I’m proud to note that readers didn’t just go for cheap yuks, they went for the high-class stuff, too.

Quick, Indy! Jump into my pocket!

May 25, 2010

Blog Guy, please help settle a bet with my yoga instructor’s dental hygienist.

USA/How on earth did you even MEET the dental hygienist of your yoga… Oh never mind, I’m here to settle bets. What’s this one about?

Out on a limb with Lindsay Lohan?

May 25, 2010

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Why me, Lord, why ME?

Okay, film production staff, as you know, we signed Lindsay Lohan to a huge three-movie deal and we’re about to begin production. Then, yesterday, a judge ruled that she has to wear this big black butt-ugly alcohol monitoring device on her ankle, 24/7, to make sure she doesn’t drink any booze. It NEVER comes off.