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Hey Blog Guy, I don’t get out very much. Can you explain what these guys in this picture are doing?

Yes, the caption says they’re vetting dancers before the opening of an Erotica show.

Excuse me? They’re doing what?

You know, they’re watching exotic dancers, to make sure the audience won’t go blind or spontaneously combust or anything like that.

That’s an actual JOB?

Sure, but Exotic Dance Vetting is tougher than it looks, because the minute the vetter seems to be enjoying it, he’s fired.