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I’m just putting on my eye makeup, honey!

Robert Basler

Apr 25, 2011 13:15 UTC

Lamar, our fashion show is about to start. Did you find us a fresh supply of affordable runway models?

I did indeed, Boss, and they’re pretty nice, if you don’t mind having human genetic mutations show our haute couture to the world.

Human genetic mutations? Ewwwww, Lamar! What’s wrong with them? How bad is it?

Are you familiar with the cruel expression “four eyes,” Boss?

Whew. That’s a relief. Yes, Lamar, and I don’t mind having models who wear glasses.