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No, wait! I wanted the FUN seats!


Blog Guy, I’m a faithful reader of your blog and I’m hoping you can use your influence to get me tickets to the Copa America soccer matches now underway in Argentina.

Is there any chance you can get me in Paraguay’s section?

I guess I could pull a few strings. Let’s see, looks like I can put you in Peru’s section, in some really fine seats.

Er, Peru? I had really hoped to sit with Paraguay’s fans. Can you handle that?

Um, let’s see, I do have some pretty good seats left in Uruguay’s section. I think their fans are a lot of fun.