Oddly Enough Blog

Hot fashions for the fussy hussy?

September 10, 2010

Hey Blog Guy, I have some fashion needs that you’ve never addressed. I’m a strumpet.

This is what they call spiked heels?

September 8, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m a loyal reader living in Scotland, and I need fashion advice. Can you recommend some good shoes for a knight out?

What happened to your neck, Blog Guy?

August 5, 2010

Blog Guy, I read a Reuters story about proper attire for the office, and it’s kind of confusing. Like whether your boss lets you wear shorts and flip-flops, and stuff like that. Can you tell us about the dress code for your office?

When gifted bikini models need my help

July 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, I work for a bikini modeling agency that hires only gifted models.

COLOMBIA-FASHIONThat must be fascinating. What’s the latest methodology for telling if a bikini model is gifted?

A pretty new dress for my little Cokette?

July 28, 2010

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Oh Boss, there you are. Got a minute?

Lamar, I’m kind of busy. The big fashion show is just starting. What is it?

fashion coke crop 240Well, some strange woman came by a couple of hours ago and said she was a designer and needed space to work. She didn’t look quite right, but you never know in this business, so I helped her out.

The worst dress in the history of Earth?

July 26, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m a very strict father with a parenting question. My daughter’s prom is next weekend, and…

Our secret ingredient is EVIL…

July 26, 2010

COMICCON/TRON

Blog Guy, I read a couple of days ago some guy dressed as Darth Vader held up a bank. That made me realize, I’ve lost track of the career of the real Vader fellow, the one who was in those George Lucas movies.

A shot in the dark?

July 19, 2010

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Okay staff, I’m afraid tonight’s fashion show is going to be a disaster.

Our so-called “creations” are total horse poop. That’s what happens when Lamar lets his daughter and her gerbils design our entire spring line. No offense, Lamar.

Could any bull resist that face?

July 11, 2010

SPAIN/

Blog Guy, I really admire your attitude. I read your blog every day, and you have something nice to say about everyone. I just wish I could have such a generous heart. How do you do it?

You got a light for a lady spy, Blog Guy?

July 10, 2010

Blog Guy, I may have the strangest fashion request ever.

FASHION-FRANCE/I doubt that. I’ve heard it all.

We shall see. My friends and I are World War I spies, um, in the Balkans. Yeah, that’s right, the Balkans.