Oddly Enough Blog

Here they are, undead and untanned….

May 11, 2010

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Blog Guy, can you settle a bet I have with the guy who does grout work in my grandma’s shower?

Chicks taking their coiffe medicine?

April 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, I have a problem. I’m a very attractive woman and people tell me my hair is one of my best features.

A reader needs my help…

April 15, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m a regular reader of your blog, and I need a personal favor.

Sorry, I can’t really get involved with helping people, I’ve got a lot of readers.

Is this the best job on earth, or what?

April 9, 2010

HUNGARY

Blog Guy, it seems like mostly you write about jobs to avoid. How about some positive career advice? Aren’t there any GREAT jobs out there?

Supermodel presents the “Handal”

April 9, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’re pretty plugged into the flashy world of top supermodels, aren’t you?

Does this make my butt look big?

April 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice. I’m a woman with a fairly large butt.

My name is Cecil, I play the ukulele…

April 5, 2010

Hey there, Gorgeous! You come to this bar often?

CHINA/I myself make this scene a couple times a week. Gotta spread myself around where the hot chicks are, am I right?

Can’t walk on the catwalk?

March 29, 2010

GEORGIA/

Boss, the models are complaining about their food again.

Lonnie, I get so tired of this! What do they expect, real meat?

fashion fall crop 220Well Boss, some of them say they’re not even getting enough nutrition to make it to the end of the runway and back without stopping for a rest.

Zombie models, undead and unamused

March 23, 2010

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Okay, fashion show staff, as you know we’ve been struggling for some time with the problem of models showing too much emotion when they’re out on the runway.

I’d like to thank my strap that didn’t break

March 22, 2010

USA/SHOWEST

Blog Guy, last year you had several posts about a supposed new fashion trend in which portions of a woman’s anatomy had to be covered up with her own hand, if you take my meaning.