Oddly Enough Blog

Hey Liz, your bra goes…oh, never mind!

March 20, 2010

Quick quiz: This photo from a fashion show illustrates:

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b) A model who is too stupid to put her big sunglasses on right

c) A model who is too stupid to put her airline sleep mask on right

d) A model who enjoyed a little hanky-panky backstage before the show, and doesn’t think anybody will notice

Seems like clipping my toenails is a full-time job

March 18, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve helped a lot of readers with very specific fashion needs, and I hope you can help me. I’m just a regular chick, except I have two extra legs growing out of my stomach, and just because of that small detail, I can’t find clothes to wear.

Fashion photography, the age of aquariums?

March 17, 2010

Blog Guy, it’s me, that aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.

I’m Mr. Bozo, I’ll be your attorney…

March 16, 2010

So Alan, another Monday morning at the office. Whatcha got going on today?

fashion red suits crop 280Oh don’t even ask, Gordon! I got an Executive Board meeting all day to discuss the IBM acquisition.

The mother of all wardrobe malfunctions?

March 12, 2010

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Class, welcome to Wardrobe Malfunctions 101, where we’ll see what can go wrong if you try to cut corners in the high end fashion design  process.

Mom and Dad, the Beautiful People?

March 11, 2010

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I should warn you, I’m kind of emotional today. See, I’m adopted, and I just got a report from a private detective who has tracked down my biological parents after all these years. You can imagine my feelings as I read it.

It’s like Halloween, every day!

March 10, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m in HUGE trouble! My school is putting on “H.M.S. Pinafore” this weekend, and I’m playing Bill Bobstay, the boatswain’s mate. Mom was supposed to make my costume but she got really hammered on mudslides and took a bunch of her pills, and….

This model walks into a bar, see…

March 9, 2010

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Lamar, those fashion models are getting uppity. Oh, they’re so full of themselves, with their beauty and glamour, we need to take ‘em down a notch.

On the red carpet in designer gowns and Crocs?

March 8, 2010

Blog Guy, as a Hollywood media insider AND a fashion blogger, you must come under intense pressure to publicize all the glitzy designer creations worn by celebrities to the Oscars, right?

What are you chicks waiting for again?

March 6, 2010

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“Maggie, what the hell is going on? The fashion show has started, and those three models over there don’t even have their make-up! Let’s get going!”