Oddly Enough Blog

She’s choking! Save the shoes!

March 2, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m dating a fashion model…

Hey, that must be neat.

fashion heimlich crop 260It is, but I worry. She eats so little, and sometimes a raisin or a pea will go down the wrong way and she starts to choke.

They don’t call it a runway for nothin’….

March 1, 2010

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Boss, you know how you’re always saying we need to cut costs for our fashion shows? Well, have I got great news for you!

Top 10 things about the blog in February

February 28, 2010

This was a very good month for the blog. I tried doing a few items in list form, and it paid off in page views. I did this for 10 reasons, but I don’t remember what they were.

I think she wrote her own vows, too…

February 26, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m getting married next Saturday, and I could use some advice in choosing my bridal gown.

Now, fashion news from Neptune!

February 25, 2010

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Blog Guy, please  help settle an argument I’m having with my girlfriend. Do they have fashion shows on the planet Neptune?

Five reasons to just go barefoot…

February 24, 2010

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Shoppers, what’s the best way to save money on shoes? By not even being tempted to buy any.

Twice the shame, twice the idiocy…

February 23, 2010

As a blogger who watches stupid fashions all over the world, I’ve always been happy about one thing. No matter how dumb an outfit is, I only have to see it once.

ALL of you girls are named Bambi?

February 22, 2010

BRITAIN/

Okay, Dr., uh, Smith, let me see if I understand what you’re saying here.

BRITAIN/You’re telling me that you can breed fashion models that are part human and part animal, so they can show our new designs but we don’t have to pay them? Is that it?

I’m sporty and sexy and what else?

February 21, 2010

Blog Guy, I was intrigued by your post about models having to get “instructions” before fashion shows. Were you able to learn anything more about what they were being told?

It hurts so bad! Too much to think about!

February 18, 2010

Somebody needs to help me out with this one. We have TWO photos purporting to show fashion models “listening to instructions” before presenting creations at a fashion show.