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Five guys who NEVER get picked in speed dating

February 17, 2010

Well, Debby, I see all the best guys are already taken once again. I’m starting to think these speed dates are fixed!

Once upon a time, in a blog like this…

January 28, 2010

Blog Guy, it’s me. Goldilocks. All grown up. Out here on the slag pile where fairytale characters go when they’ve outlived their usefulness. Wrung out, discarded like old porridge…

Does this make me look super, or just fat?

January 27, 2010

Good morning, It’s my first time here in your shop. I’m a super-heroine, and I need an outfit.

Don’t slam the Dior on your way out…

January 26, 2010

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Quick quiz: These solemn-faced people, including musician Kanye West, are staring at…

Her Majesty, the Queen of the World…

January 25, 2010

GERMANY/Blog guy, please settle an argument I’m having with my friend.

Is there such a thing as the Queen of the World? My friend says yes, but I say no.

I see you’ve been shopping in Paris, Lamar…

January 24, 2010

Dear Mr. Basler:

It’s me again, the actual attorney representing some men’s fashion designers. You will recall that my clients are outraged at the biased way you cover their industry, always making it appear their creations are not something regular guys would wear.

Mabel, Mabel, strong and able, your new skirt’s a coffee table!

January 22, 2010

Blog Guy, I  need some advice on personal finances.

Like many people these days, money is tight.

BRAZIL-FASHION/I need new furniture for my apartment, but being a young single chick, I also like to dress well and keep up with the latest fashions. I can’t have both, so which way should I go?

Revenge of the designers from Hell

January 21, 2010

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Dear Mr. Basler,

FASHION-BRAZIL/I am an actual attorney representing several men’s fashion designers.

My clients are very offended by your frequent blog posts implying that the creative designs presented at major fashion shows are somehow goofy or stupid or psychotic.

Fashion models add insult to injury…

January 21, 2010

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Lonnie, we have to talk. People have been losing interest in our runway shows lately, and I think I know why. Do you know why people come to fashion shows?

Hats! They’re back, and they’re real stupid!

January 20, 2010

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Hey Blog Guy, I need fashion advice. I’m a regular-looking dude, and I’d like to find a way to make myself look more dopey. You know, so nobody will take me seriously.