Oddly Enough Blog

Crack me another walnut, honey pie!

January 19, 2010

Blog Guy, I have a fashion problem. Lots of times on a date a guy will offer me a walnut, but I never know how I’m supposed to crack it.

I love what you’ve done to your hair

January 18, 2010

rio hair combo 490

Okay fashion show staff, we’re still looking for ways to save money on these shows, and we think we’ve found a good way to curb the soaring cost of hair stylists.

Nursery rhymes for trendy times…

January 13, 2010

fashion rhymes combo 490

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And hopes that they haven’t got ill
If they are found, please send them down,
To Fashion Week in Brazil

The easy answer to airline security…

January 7, 2010

Blog Guy, I know you’ve done security consulting before. What’s the answer to this new air safety controversy over full body frisking, etc?

The WORST men’s fashions: crapfest on the catwalk!

December 30, 2009

As a former male model myself, I have to say that… What? Oh, sorry, I’ve just been told that having my picture in my high school yearbook doesn’t technically make me one of those. How embarrassing.

Manure couture: Top 10 worst women’s fashions

December 29, 2009

worst top combo 490

Readers say to me, “Bob, I know you cover crap fashion better than anybody. Are all dumb fashion creations equally bad, or is there an actual bottom of the barrel?”

Top 10 signs that the end is very near…

December 28, 2009

Regular readers of this blog know that we have taken on the heavy responsibility of pointing out signs of the coming Apocalypse.

A very special holiday time at the blog

December 20, 2009

Blog Guy, do you have anything special coming up in your blog for the holidays?

Do I!

Do you?

Yes, that’s what I meant by “Do I! “

CHINA/

Traditionally the end of the year is a time of lists and recognition, and I’m starting off tomorrow with the closely-watched Goofiest Photos of the Year announcement.

Hey look! It’s Super Wastebasket Man!

December 17, 2009

Fashion Show security staff. Come in, please. Give me a situation report on the nude intruder we found backstage.

I see England, I see France, I see special underpants…

December 16, 2009

SPAIN/

I tend to have to take a lot of crap from female readers who say that I use too many photos of attractive women and not enough of men.