Oddly Enough Blog

Turn on the shellac, Jack!

October 27, 2009

Okay cheerleaders, I think we can learn something from the fashion industry.

As many of you know, some design houses have started using dog groomers to style hair for their fashion shows, trying to cut costs in these difficult times.

Why are they saluting our models that way?

October 26, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, we’re bleeding cash here!

Our big cost-saving idea of hiring dog groomers to do our models’ hair helped a lot, but look at what we’re spending on lipstick! We can’t keep buying makeup this way!

Brussels sprout farmers, you are under arrest!

October 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve heard a very disturbing rumor about you. Please say it isn’t true.

Wearing your chandelier, dear?

October 21, 2009

Quick quiz: This photo shows…

a) The risk of letting tall people browse in light fixture shops

b) What happens when a dimwitted assistant is told to create a “bandolier.”

Beside the bride in Naugahyde?

October 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m planning my wedding, and I need your advice. My four bridesmaids are very pretty, and I don’t want them to outshine me at my own event.

Watch out! Number four is gonna blow!

October 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m curious about the psychology of fashion models. Do they just wear anything they’re given, or do they have strong personal feelings about the creations?

Uh-oh. The hyenas have stopped laughing…

October 18, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re always making fun of fashion designers, acting like you think they are worthless, gangrenous canker sores on the buttocks of society.

Think fast! Incoming oranges!

October 14, 2009

Dammit Johnson, now you’ve REALLY screwed up! It was bad enough a couple of weeks ago, when you let a small part of the German Chancellor’s face get in the way of a sky shot, but this one is even worse!

A fashion taboo bites the dust…

October 14, 2009

Blog Guy, you know all the dark secrets of the designer fashion business, and it’s time to admit a fatal flaw.

Pamela Anderson and her little dress child…

October 13, 2009

Observant readers will note that actress Pamela Anderson seems to manage only a cruel sneer, one that reaches out and says, “Come here and I’ll kill you!”