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Then, with flames licking at her heels…

September 26, 2011

Okay, Lamar, I put you in charge of designing our whole new line of women’s shoes, so show us what you came up with.

Paris, couldn’t ya just wear gloves?

September 23, 2011

Johnson, get in my office! You call yourself a news photographer?

What did I do this time, Boss?

I sent you to cover that Paris Hilton event where she’s pushing her line of shoes, but I told you NOT to make it look like free publicity. You know, it has to seem newsworthy.

Fashion models, name your poison…

September 20, 2011

Here we go again, Lamar. We’ve got a major fashion show coming up, and the cost of paying good models would bankrupt us. Have you found a source for bargain-priced chicks, like you usually do?

Good news, guys, we’re gettin’ uniforms!

September 16, 2011

Okay staff, I’ve called this meeting because it’s come to my attention that the men here are dressing like slobs. You women are fine, it’s just the guys. Am I right, Lamar?

Fashions for a more forgettable you…

July 29, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice.

I’m in a business I’d rather not name, but it’s in my best interest for certain people not to be able to find me. Am I clear so far?

If Lego made shoes for women…

July 26, 2011

Lamar, you said you had a hot new fashion design to show me. I’m skeptical after that nutty lingerie thing a few days ago, but I’m listening.

Store-wide sale, everything must go!

July 24, 2011

Lamar, can I see you in my office?

Sure Boss, what’s up?

Uh, when I asked you to set up a designer dress shop, I had something a little different in mind. I count four dresses here. That’s it.

Reading in bed just got a lot better…

July 12, 2011

Okay Lamar, your memo said you’ve come up with a  totally new fashion concept in women’s apparel. I’m very excited, so show me what you’ve got.

William, what year is it here?

July 5, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been reading your stories about Britain’s Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, and their visit to Canada. With her incredible fashion sense, I’m guessing she must really be dazzling those Canadians.

Where DO you find all those arms and legs, Ma?

June 19, 2011

Let me make sure I understand this, Lamar. You say your mother can supply us with a steady supply of free models for our fashion shows?