Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, how do you decide what photos to use? I think you’re holding out on us. I bet there’s better stuff than just shots of people making goofy faces and fashion models with their hoo-hahs showing. How about letting us READERS decide?
No problem. I’ll just give you the titles of several of our photo essays from recent days, and you tell me which ones you want to see here. Just say when…
Well thanks, that sounds more than fair…
Um, “Belgium’s King Albert II and Queen Paola at the Vatican,” “Eel Farming in Holland…”
Okay fashion show staff, times are hard, and we need to save more money.
Now, we think we have the perfect solution to the high cost of hair stylists: dog groomers!
Blog Guy, I enjoyed your item about the festering zombie skankfest. but you didn’t include the most important information. Where can I get ME some outfits like those?
A couple of them were Vivienne Westwood originals. I’ve featured lots of her piles of steaming manure – I mean fashions – here in my blog.
Okay Lonnie, we took you on as an intern during Paris Fashion Week because what the hell, you were willing to work for free just to meet the models.******But Lon, we assigned you a VERY simple task, just to wash the tops for each outfit, and what happened?******Every one of them shrank drastically, leaving the models fully exposed on the runway! You think anybody wants to see that?******Lonnie, I’m sure this was just an accident, but we did warn you that heat shrinks fabric. So what did you do wrong?******Really? Washed them repeatedly all night long in a steam room, huh, and then dried them over a Weber grill?******Well gee, that sounds like an innocent mistake to me, Lon…***
Blog Guy, I have a question about the whole Darwinism/creationism debate, and I know you are educated in both science and theology.
My problem is, I think both of those theories are kind of gross. I mean, amphibians, apes, men’s ribs, neanderthals crawling out of slime…
As apartments and even houses get smaller, with shrinking wall space, many folks are desperately short of places to hang essential items.
The good news is, fashion designers are doing something about it, by taking stuff that once would have gone on your walls, and having you wear it instead.
Blog Guy, I’m a hip young single guy, and I need some dating advice.
You’ve sure come to the right place. I can pretend I know all about that stuff.
I go to singles bars, and sometimes chicks will say, “You want to come back to my place?” But I don’t always know if I should.