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Brace yourself for eel farming in Holland

October 13, 2009

Blog Guy, how do you decide what photos to use? I think you’re holding out on us. I bet there’s better stuff than just shots of people making goofy faces and fashion models with their hoo-hahs showing. How about letting us READERS decide?

Sit! Stay! Who’s a GOOD model?

October 12, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, times are hard, and we need to save more money.

We tried using dead models, but it turns out they don’t last long in the bright lights. We hired raccoons to do makeup, but there was that rabies problem.

Shopping for droppings WHERE?

October 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I enjoyed your item about the festering zombie skankfest. but you didn’t include the most important information. Where can I get ME some outfits like those?

It’s a festering skankfest of zombies, Clancy!

October 8, 2009

Lamar, you mark my words, tonight is a turning point in our luck with the babes.

Nobody wants to see exposed fashion models!

October 6, 2009

Okay Lonnie, we took you on as an intern during Paris Fashion Week because what the hell, you were willing to work for free just to meet the models.******But Lon, we assigned you a VERY simple task, just to wash the tops for each outfit, and what happened?******Every one of them shrank drastically, leaving the models fully exposed on the runway! You think anybody wants to see that?******Lonnie, I’m sure this was just an accident, but we did warn you that heat shrinks fabric. So what did you do wrong?******Really? Washed them repeatedly all night long in a steam room, huh, and then dried them over a Weber grill?******Well gee, that sounds like an innocent mistake to me, Lon…***

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I’m famous! Help me!

October 4, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m confused…

Of course you are, or you wouldn’t be wasting a nice Sunday on this blog.

Why haven’t you awarded the coveted Celebrity Cry for Help prize for the week?

Human evolution, the sexy way

September 30, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a question about the whole Darwinism/creationism debate, and I know you are educated in both science and theology.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I need another Adderall!

September 29, 2009

As apartments and even houses get smaller, with shrinking wall space, many folks are desperately short of places to hang essential items.

For a well-heeled damsel on a knight out…

September 28, 2009

Blog Guy, my friends and I dress up like knights in medieval costumes. Armor, swords, lances. We re-enact battles and stuff.

Wanna come back to MY place, human?

September 25, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a hip young single guy, and I need some dating advice.

You’ve sure come to the right place. I can pretend I know all about that stuff.