Oddly Enough Blog

Ya want me back in the shower, Mr. Hitchcock?

September 24, 2009

“Ding-dong!”

“Dear, one of the young ladies from that Manson family up the street is here selling homemade lunchmeat! Can she put us down for some?”

Gals, time to get your nails done!

September 23, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, you’re all aware of our problem.

Our designer shoes are so uncomfortable, our models won’t wear them. As you can see here, they just take them off in the middle of the runway!

Golly, I don’t have enough pockets for all my cash!

September 18, 2009

If  you get all of your fashion guidance from this blog – and boy, you should be easy to spot in a crowd – you know I pay close attention to police decoy fashions.

Models, we’re havin’ a Wingding!

September 16, 2009

Okay, fashion show staff, I wanna know who played this little joke, and I wanna know now!

You’ve reached the firm of Ponce, Bonache and Gotcha!

September 6, 2009

Blog Guy, do you stand behind the info in your photo captions? Is there a chance anybody ever pulls a fast one on you?

Presenting the Quickini!

August 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m hoping you can help me out with a fashion dilemma.

I’m a gal who likes wearing a comfy bikini on a sun-drenched beach vacation. But if there’s a really hunky guy there, I want to look my natural best, which includes enhancing my swimsuit with padding to make my you-know-whats look big.

Don’t do anything abnormal, dear!

August 23, 2009

Now don’t panic, readers. Appearances can be deceiving. I know it LOOKS like these folks have hooks piercing their skin, but in reality…

Copy that, Copycat!

August 8, 2009

From Japan comes news that the luxury brand Hermes will soon provide a new luxury helicopter service between luxury downtown Tokyo and luxury Narita Airport.

We don’t need none of that!

August 7, 2009

Welcome to my brand new feature which I call, What Don’t We Need, Bob?

The rules are fairly simple. I’ll list some stuff, and you figure out what we can do without. It’s fun, let’s try it!

High fashion, it’s all in the execution?

July 31, 2009

Blog Guy, please let me jump in here quickly because I have special fashion needs which are fairly urgent.