Oddly Enough Blog

A skeleton crew of bikini models?

June 16, 2011

Ah, this is the life, right Lamar? Fashion Week in Brazil, where the women are gorgeous and shapely and we can really show off our most daring bikinis.

Fashion models are fit to be tied?

June 15, 2011

Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today, and money is still very tight.

You get a lot of modeling work, do you?

June 9, 2011

Lamar, we’ve got yet another fashion show today and we’re still broke. Did you manage to find us an affordable male model?

Beach Blanket? Bingo!

May 11, 2011

Blog Guy, summer is almost here, and once again we’re faced with that annual problem. You know the one.  

A sure way to get their attention…

May 2, 2011

We’ve got another fashion show today, Lamar, and money is still very tight. Did you manage to find us a model who works cheap?

Creepy just got creepier…

April 29, 2011

Blog Guy, are you still setting up fantasy photos for your readers?

Yes, when I’m in the mood. What do you have in mind?

I want a hotel suite with chocolate furniture, chocolate art and a chocolate wall, with a chocolate guy reclining in bed, wearing only his underpants and eating ice cream on a stick.

I’m just putting on my eye makeup, honey!

April 25, 2011

KAZAKHSTAN/

Lamar, our fashion show is about to start. Did you find us a fresh supply of affordable runway models?

You said my butt looks WHAT?

April 15, 2011

fashion gun 490

Lonnie, what were we thinking? I KNEW we shouldn’t have booked a fashion show in Mexico, what with the drug wars, the gang hits, the brazen shootouts all over the place!

Waldo shows his true stripes…

April 13, 2011

GEORGIA/

Okay publishing staff, we’re here to start promoting the latest volumes in our wildly popular “Where’s Waldo?” series of children’s books.

Darn, I’d forget my blouse if it wasn’t…

April 6, 2011

preoccupied head 490

Lamar, did you manage to get us some more cut-rate models for the fashion show?  I know you’ve saved money in the past by using the criminally insane, the extremely sullen, zombies….