Okay Lamar, we’re back to doing our fashion shows on the cheap, since we blew all that money on supermodels last week.
Blog Guy, you used to blog a lot about the new fashions for police decoys, those guys who try to look like such tempting targets that criminals can’t resist going after them. But you haven’t shown us the new stuff for ages.
Sit down, sir. As your neighborhood bank manager I appreciate you coming to us for your small business loan. Now, tell me a little about your idea.
Okay marketing staff, as you know our regular fashions aren’t selling very well, which is why we’ve started inventing NEW articles of clothing and creating a demand.
What is it this time, Boss?
There’s smoke coming out of that model’s hair out there on the runway! What’s wrong with her?
Lamar, get your butt into my office! Is there some kind of labor unrest out there? I don’t like that.
Hey Clancy, thanks for gettin’ us into that party, but I must say it creeped me out a little.
Say, Blog Guy, whatever happened to that coveted position you used to write about, the Queen of the Entire World?
Blog Guy, I’m hoping I can get some of your famous job-hunting advice. I’m a guy who likes to ride motorcycles.
Okay Lamar, you’ve done some pretty strange stuff to save money on our fashion shows, but this time I’m totally confused.