Oddly Enough Blog

Scarlet women prowl the catwalk…

March 8, 2011

fashion redheads 490

Lamar! Get your butt into my office!

What is it THIS time, Boss?

What is the deal with those models out there in today’s fashion show? Their faces are all bright red!

Again with those goddesses from Neptune?

March 7, 2011

fashion pugh combo 490

Blog Guy, I read something very strange recently, and I want to find out if it’s true. It was in a blog.

Really? You’ve had no professional training?

March 6, 2011

fashion insane this 490

Lamar, I’m at the end of my rope. We have to find cheaper models for our fashion shows. We’ve tried zombies, dead people, puppets….

And now, for you smarty-pants kids…

March 3, 2011

 

Okay, publishing staff, I’ll tell you why we called this meeting.

Children’s books aren’t selling as well as they used to. We need to retool them a bit for today’s more sophisticated kids, and for the the dads who do the bedtime reading.

Welcome to our model town…

February 28, 2011

gown town this 490

(to the tune of Petula Clark’s “Downtown“)

When you want lookers
But you can’t afford hookers
Here’s the place to go, Gown Town

Best of all, there’s nothing to tuck in

February 24, 2011

Hello Mr. Henderson, I’m Jimmy. I’m here to take your daughter out.

FASHION-SPAIN/What? My outfit? It’s the latest thing. I bought it right off the floor at a major fashion show.

Models with low sylph-esteem?

February 23, 2011

fashion skinny 490

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I want to find a job.

FASHION-BRITAIN/What’s been holding you back, if I might ask?

Well, I’ve had a run of bad luck that left me pretty skinny. First, I fell asleep on the liposuction machine and it ran all night, and then I got a tapeworm….

Curses! Here comes Big Red!

February 22, 2011

heroines combo 490

Blog Guy, I’m a young female who wants to become a super heroine, sort of like Wonder Woman. I know she was an Amazon. Any idea where she bought her costume?

Your eyelids are getting heavy, and it’s not just the makeup

February 21, 2011

FASHION-DENNISBASSO/

Lamar, we’ve got another fashion show today and our finances are still in the toilet. Do you have any new ways to save money?

You ever try flossing, Catherine?

February 19, 2011

zeta jones 490

“Michael, hold still so I can see myself in your fancy sunglasses. Do I have something between my teeth? I can feel it…”